bun burgler Share definition Flag Male who tricks his date (female or male) into taking in the ass. Typically with use of alcohol or drugs. Dude, Sean is such a bun burgler. He put it in Sandy's ass when she was drunk. bun burgler by Bud E Love May 2, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the bun burgler mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch