bumper fucker 

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

bumper fucker by boggler December 28, 2005

bumperfucker 

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.

(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.

bumperfucker by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006

bummerfucker

bummerfucker for those that indulge in anus penetration

I've pulled he/she looks like a bummerfucker

bummerfucker by Dear internet, How dare you March 3, 2015

bumperfucker 

Someone who drives too close to your rear bumper, or someone who gets in front of you only to go slower than you.

I feel like driving a tank and squashing all these bumperfuckers!

bumperfucker by Simple Simon Says January 19, 2007