bumper bitch

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A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.

I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.

bumper bitch by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

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Bitch bumped

When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.

Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.

Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.

Bitch bumped by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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