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Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

Cut your rear bumper off 

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole
Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.
Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

Suck the chrome off a bumper

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026