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Bump a bitch out 

Ethan "Did you and Emma fuck?"

Jake "Yeah! I bumped a bitch out to swiggity swag!"
In my free time, I like to bump a bitch out

Bitch Bump 

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.
John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.
Bitch Bump by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009

Bumbitch 

A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.
I'm tired of these Bumbitchs taking my belongings but leaving stds.
Bumbitch by Feeltheburnie June 10, 2018

Bumbitch 

A female who doesn't do shit with her life but leech of everyone else.
It's worse when she's with someone, she'll always bring her man down,make him Struggle, she has no job or can't hold one down.
She usually doesn't shower or even wash herself. She's fine with sleeping in the gutter. She simply has no future and should be avoided at all costs
You have no ambitions in life....You're.nothing but a bumbitch
Bumbitch by speaknrealtruths August 14, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026