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bumemployed 

An employment classification for people who earn money asking strangers if they can have some of their money because they don't have any but are willing to stand outside with a cardboard sign for a few hours a day to get strangers to give them this money. They don't pay any income taxes on the money they are given but will steal less than the person unwilling to work at all which is better for the overall economy.
The unemployment rate is at a 30 year high of 17% but that number might be a little misleading because it is estimated that 3%(+/- 2.5% ) of those unemployed are estimated to be "bumemployed" which is not officially recognized by any government agency but is calculated by independent groups that are either pro or anti panhandlers and drive around and count them.
bumemployed by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
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Cumemployed 

A person who is cumemployed has made a conscious decision to engage in some form of sex work (adult films, exotic dancing, escorting, camming, etc.) Cumemployed is like funemployed, just way more jizz.
What are you doing for work these days?

I’m cumemployed. I decided I like cock better than Excel spreadsheets and conference calls.
Cumemployed by Elle McRae September 28, 2018
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
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They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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