An inexperienced rock climber out for the weekend, most probably a product of a local climbing club (VCC) weekend course.
They classically turn up late and walk to the
crag sporting near unused climbing equipment habitually including a double set of 'bumbly bell' (hexes) and make a gawd awful racket too early in the
morning. They then proceed to epic on the easiest climbs, leaving half their expensive
gear behind for the resident climbing bums to then solo, steal and sell over the camp fire.
/Repeat
Hey, check out those bumbly VCC
idiots, should we rescue them?
Nah, let's climb behind them and steal their
gear...