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fatty bumsticks 

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly
Tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late!!)

Bumstick 

Where a person doesent wipe their bum for weeks, and shit builds up out of their bum like a stick.
Hamish: Can you see that fat girls Bumstick?

Matt: Ewww She has a skanky ass.
Bumstick by TardyMoments October 31, 2011

fattius bumstickius 

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.
whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

Bumsticked 

Having been on the recieving end of a fuck up the arse.
This Christmas I've been bedded, knobbed and bumsticked!
Bumsticked by Terry July 10, 2003
A bunstick is a roasted bread bun on a stick.
Yo dude when we go camping later we should totally make bunsticks
Yeah bro those are so good
bunsticks by BluePieGuy April 25, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026