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fatty bumsticks 

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly
Tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late!!)

Bumstick 

Where a person doesent wipe their bum for weeks, and shit builds up out of their bum like a stick.
Hamish: Can you see that fat girls Bumstick?

Matt: Ewww She has a skanky ass.
Bumstick by TardyMoments October 31, 2011

fattius bumstickius 

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.
whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

Bumsticked 

Having been on the recieving end of a fuck up the arse.
This Christmas I've been bedded, knobbed and bumsticked!
Bumsticked by Terry July 10, 2003
A bunstick is a roasted bread bun on a stick.
Yo dude when we go camping later we should totally make bunsticks
Yeah bro those are so good
bunsticks by BluePieGuy April 25, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026