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bum bum face 

A face in which has a buttocks, or "bum bum" upon it.
I met a bum bum face today. He has smelly breath, and bad conversation.
bum bum face by Monstramo September 7, 2003
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bum bum face 

a person who has a large crack on there face almost looking like a bum crack
that nice man in the corner has a bum bum face
bum bum face by jenson Swader September 8, 2003

bum bum face 

a reptile in which has bum-like scales.
"I got my pet bum bum face at the store today."

poopy bum bum booty diarheea face 

DUH its poop coming from a bum bum booty and having diarhhea, but when u say face, it means the person u said it to looks like poopy bum bum booty having diarheea
in example for poopy bum bum booty diarheea face

me: HEY POOPY BUM BUM DIARHEEA FACE
friend: *LAUGHS* funny lol.

bum face 

bum face;

n. chiefly british slang, derogatory

1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the buttocks

2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a bum for a face

3. Someone with a bum for a face. And perhaps a face for a bum, although this is uncommon.
"Oh my god, you are such a bum face".

"Good golly, you're talking so much poo right now, one might call you a bum face"
bum face by Tom Bromley January 4, 2004

Monkey bum face 

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.
When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.
Monkey bum face by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

smelly bum face 

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy
smelly bum face by Bobson69 April 19, 2018
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