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bullroot 

The correct pronunciation of the word. Implies that someone is a bull's stiff penis. Often mispronounced as ballroot outside of Belfast. Both however are acceptable insults.
Piers Morgan is a fucking Bullroot. I'd love to smash his smug fucking face in with a block hammer.
bullroot by Clarkekentyboy April 28, 2008

Bullfoolery 

Some stupid and unnecessary.
Mix the word bullshit and foolery
1 guy: Hey guys did you see what Angie did it was so stupid
2 guy: Yah, it was some bullfoolery
Bullfoolery by Ope smith October 18, 2018

bulltoot and roar 

another phrase for bullshit.
see; bullshit

pronounced: (bool-toot-en-raw)
1. "Oh shut up Jim, you're full of bulltoot and roar!"
2. "That story is a load of bulltoot and roar."

BULLFOOLERYSHIT 

Kid 1: it’s ok you’re a little less 🐌 then most

Kid 2: BULLFOOLERYSHIT
Kid 1: wtf?

BULLFOOLERYSHIT 

Kid 1: it’s ok you’re a little less 🐌 then most

Kid 2: BULLFOOLERYSHIT
Kid 1: wtf?
A powerful kung-fu move which can only be performed by radio rap stars like Busta Rhymes. When used on an unsuspecting enemy, the Bullyfoot caves in the subject's chest, leaving a dead husk. The Bullyfooter then throws up a gang sign, and boogies away. He gets in his stretch Hummer with nine ladies of negotiable virtue, his Avirex jacket wrapped tightly around him to keep out the cold. He's lonely, despite the cheerfully tipsy company. Attempts at conversation die in the smoky air of the Hummer's cabin; a wall of silence rises around the despondent rapper. Why? Why use powerful kung-fu to utterly destroy a human life--it wasn't even satisfying anymore, anyways! And God, why wouldn't those God-damned whores shut up?
"Shut up," he mumbles under his breath, "just shut up!"
"What's that, baby?" A slender woman in a tight plasticky dress leans in, emanating fuzzy concern.
He pauses--was she even really aware of what she was saying--and heaves a sigh.
"It's nothing, baby, it's nothing," he forces, offering her an oddly meek smile. "It's nothing."
After all, he was probably just tired.
Morton the Pucker: Hey, turd, gimme your lunch money!
Small Child: Leave me alone, Morton, I'll Bullyfoot you!
Morton: *raises fist*
SC: *BULLYFOOT*
SC: Eat it, you numb cumdumpster!
bullyfoot by Tom the Thumb February 4, 2005