Clarkekentyboy's definitions

root

Another term for a stiffy.

Ballick naked he was...and he was up a root!

Piers Morgan? That fuckin' root? Fuck I really hate the cunt.

by Clarkekentyboy April 28, 2008

Buckle bake

A human face with ecstasy in the bloodstream.

Show us your best buckle bake.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

coupon

Face. Northern Irish and Scottish dialect.

State o' yir coupon!

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

Bake

Northern Irish slang for mouth or the whole face.

You've a bake on ye like a question mark!

Bake buckled clean off ye, crazy-face!

by clarkekentyboy April 22, 2009

scoop

Pint. Always used in the plural.

Headin' out for a few scoops tonight?

by Clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

Ball beg

Scrotum in Belfast.

These new trunks are cuttin' the ball beg clean off me.

Daryll is actin' the ball beg.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

bullroot

The correct pronunciation of the word. Implies that someone is a bull's stiff penis. Often mispronounced as ballroot outside of Belfast. Both however are acceptable insults.

Piers Morgan is a fucking Bullroot. I'd love to smash his smug fucking face in with a block hammer.

by Clarkekentyboy April 28, 2008