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That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.
Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.
by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013
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