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Shit buffet

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
Shit buffet by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.
Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

Shit-Buffer 

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
Shit-Buffer by olijj February 7, 2022

Buffer Shitting 

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating
I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting
Buffer Shitting by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009