buffalo head
An obese person who lacks common sense and is incompetent at ones job to the extent that it affects coworkers
buffalo head by FredFoxx April 22, 2008
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buffalo head
A huge head that is perfectly symetrical. You could place a compass on the nose and it would be a perfect round circle.
People with this condition are known to be oxygen theives.
Also, people with this rare abnormality usually have brain capacity the size of a pea...No!!!
ps Roger agrees.
People with this condition are known to be oxygen theives.
Also, people with this rare abnormality usually have brain capacity the size of a pea...No!!!
ps Roger agrees.
Dude, did you happen to see the big buffalo head on Barry last night.!!!! Fuck that thing is a one massive son of a bitch!!
Barry hit the wall with his big buffalo head and knocked the wall over, that mother fucker!!
Barry hit the wall with his big buffalo head and knocked the wall over, that mother fucker!!
buffalo head by Nigel Osland February 14, 2007
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buffalo head
A huge mound of pubic hair over a mans unit that has never been trimmed. A massive puff of pubes that resembles in size and shape to a buffalo's enormous head.
Jerry; Ho' shit!! Did you see Dave's buffalo head? His dick looked like a tiny tounge under all that shit!!
Ken; Yeah I saw that Buffalo Head... Wish I hadn't.
Ken; Yeah I saw that Buffalo Head... Wish I hadn't.
buffalo head by kingjo August 24, 2007
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buffalo head by littlebigfoot November 8, 2010
Buffalo Head
The best of both worlds. One is eating a mess of delicious buffalo wings while getting a blow job from the opposite gender, what could be better?
Bro #!: What did you do last night?
Bro #2: Got buffalo head from my girlfriend.
Bro#1: Lucky, i wish i could get my girlfriend to do that.
Bro #2: Yeah, its an indescribable feeling receiving buffalo head!
Bro #2: Got buffalo head from my girlfriend.
Bro#1: Lucky, i wish i could get my girlfriend to do that.
Bro #2: Yeah, its an indescribable feeling receiving buffalo head!
Buffalo Head by Dr. Wings November 25, 2009
headbutt the buffalo
An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
headbutt the buffalo by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
TERRI BUFFALOHEAD
A PERSON WHO LOVES TO STIR DRAMA AND IS AN ATTENTION WHORE. A PERSON THAT IS SO FULL OF SHIT IT IS COMING OUT THEIR EARS.
TERRI BUFFALOHEAD by TERRI BUFFALOHEAD October 12, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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