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It is when someone squeezes your butt and you get a boner.
Butt/boner into one word.
oh damn, that bitch grabbed my ass and now i have a buttner!
Buttner by agentfreckleballs June 7, 2009
Related Words

buttnerd 

Noun:
(1) Person who does nothing but sit and read all day and when you walk by them you smell nothing but 'shit'
(2) Person who spends a whole class period drawing nothing but butts in his notebook

(buttnerdy) Adjective:
(1)Person in the act of being a Buttnerd
1. Jarrid Lorrain (Current Sophmoore at SENECA High School Wattsburg, PA

2. Jarrid, you are being so buttnerdy, take a shower!
buttnerd by Chris et Kristen January 13, 2009
A slang term for someone with a very large neck.
"Dang is that a Giraffe?"
"Nah it's just a BUTTNER"
Buttner by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

buettler 

Cups last name
"yo Buettler, cups"
buettler by Cullen Buettler June 8, 2021
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