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bruised fruit 

A homosexual male with emotional issues.
You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

Bruised fruit 

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey
Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit
Bruised fruit by Tony July 13, 2004

Bruised fruit 

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.
She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.
Bruised fruit by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.
"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."
Fruit bruiser by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026