brucethebeast

A creature whoth hath speaketh the words of a strongeth man. He will always have your back, sometimes funny, and always wholesome. He eats cheeseburgers like a mothafucka, craves for the cactus of the closet, and always has a monster in his hand. Jittery as thou canth be, he is always ready for adventure. But beware if he rolls a nat 20.