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browneye points 

gratuitous points accumulated through favors and nice deeds that greatly increase the chances of one's opportunity to perform anal sex.
I totally scored some browneye points with my gf when I bought her some stuffed animals... I'll be cashing those in soon.
browneye points by gore grind May 22, 2010
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Brown-eye points 

Points scored and acquired, from partners, for the use of that one instance they can't deny anal sex.
"My girl says when I get 10 Brown-eye points, I get a free pass to that ass. I scored 2 last night by paying attention when she was blabbering to her friends."

Friend: "Damn"

Browney Points 

When something is done out of the blue for a girl/boyfriend. This can build up Browney Points. When enough points are achieved a reward is usually given in exchange.
Me: I bought that top for my girl, cost me one of my balls!
Steve: Jeez, you're sure to get a few Browney Points for that!
Browney Points by Steveybarebap August 5, 2008

Brown-eye points 

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
Brown-eye points by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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