browneye points 

gratuitous points accumulated through favors and nice deeds that greatly increase the chances of one's opportunity to perform anal sex.

I totally scored some browneye points with my gf when I bought her some stuffed animals... I'll be cashing those in soon.

browneye points by gore grind May 22, 2010

Brown-eye points 

Points scored and acquired, from partners, for the use of that one instance they can't deny anal sex.

"My girl says when I get 10 Brown-eye points, I get a free pass to that ass. I scored 2 last night by paying attention when she was blabbering to her friends."

Friend: "Damn"

Brown-eye points by vanimal00000 June 23, 2012

Browney Points 

When something is done out of the blue for a girl/boyfriend. This can build up Browney Points. When enough points are achieved a reward is usually given in exchange.

Me: I bought that top for my girl, cost me one of my balls!
Steve: Jeez, you're sure to get a few Browney Points for that!

Browney Points by Steveybarebap August 5, 2008

Brown-eye points 

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

Brown-eye points by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019