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browncappin 

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

browncoat 

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.
Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.
browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004

browncapping 

Having an emergent need to defecate.
"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."
browncapping by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Degenerate Brownian Motion 

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.
Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

Browncoat 

A rebel in the Firefly/Serenity universe ('verse). In other words, a wholly awesome person.
Sally: I'm gonna be a bumblebee for Halloween. What about you, Derek?

Derek: Browncoat.

*hordes of screaming girls*
Browncoat by Xina Serene August 20, 2011

Brownian Motion 

The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."