brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

Brown Surfer

When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down

in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.

by aden12 July 17, 2022

brownsmurf

The act of farting a peice of shit(a fart nugget) on to your chode and smearing it into a chocolate chode muffin

yo esse, that burito gave me a wicked brown smurf homes.

by Matty matt July 16, 2003