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Brown Surfer 

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
Brown Surfer by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

Brown Surfer 

When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down
in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.
Brown Surfer by aden12 July 17, 2022

brownsmurf 

The act of farting a peice of shit(a fart nugget) on to your chode and smearing it into a chocolate chode muffin
yo esse, that burito gave me a wicked brown smurf homes.
brownsmurf by Matty matt July 16, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026