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brown surf 

surfing the Web while on the toilet
We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toilet]brownsurf
brown surf by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014
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Brown Surfer 

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
Brown Surfer by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

Brown Surfer 

When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down
in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.
Brown Surfer by aden12 July 17, 2022

brownsmurf 

The act of farting a peice of shit(a fart nugget) on to your chode and smearing it into a chocolate chode muffin
yo esse, that burito gave me a wicked brown smurf homes.
brownsmurf by Matty matt July 16, 2003
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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