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Brown Power 

A secret society of brown people in Charleston, WV. They stand for all that is brown.

Brown Allegiance

-I pledge allegiance to Brown Power
-And the Brown Power of America
-And to the Brown, For which Brown Stands
-One nation, under Brown, Brown is invicible
-With liberty and Brown Justice for all

- Written by Chris and Ira

Of as you can commonly hear echoing relentlessly throughout the hills of West Virginia-

BROWN POWERRRR!!!

Also, this is not racist in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who beleives it is, is a /b/tard. We are just showing our appreciation of fossil fuels.
Ira- d00d, brown power.
Chris- Indeed, brown power.
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Lee(Teacher)- What are you BROWN kids yelling???? IRA COME HERE!!!

*Ira looks, shakes his head, walks two steps, looks back*
*Lee waves Ira to come over*
*Ira looks again, and just walks away like a gangster, ignoring Lee and showing him who has brown power*
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Brown Power by BrownWarrior December 27, 2007

brown power 

I love Hershey's brown power bars.
brown power by Carlthegiraffe February 1, 2010

Brown Power 

The Brown Power Movement is a term often used to describe the Chicano Movement, which focused on the rights and empowerment of Mexican Americans in the United States during the 1960s and 1970s. It aimed to combat racism, promote cultural pride, and advocate for social and political change within the Chicano community.
Brown Power! La Raza Unida Jamas Sera Vencida!
Brown Power by SD_Angel_Baby April 6, 2025

Brown Power Fish

Like a regular power fish with the difference being you engaged in anal sex prior to it's release back into the wild.
"Hey lads, Shazza finally promoted me to a Brown Star General. Afterwards I unleashed a Brown Power Fish"
Brown Power Fish by Bweahns December 19, 2008

Brown Powers 

Descriptive of the powers possessed by master illusionist Derren Brown. The apparent ability to predict and control the behaviour of others using magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. Occasionally, and sometimes unexpectedly, we mere mortals can experience fleeting success with our own Brown Powers.
Every-day example:
“I offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succumbed to my Brown Powers, insisting that I have it”

Classic Example:
From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (Using his Brown Powers) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
Brown Powers by Houdinia December 9, 2008

power brows 

A strongly defined eyebrow, often with an accentuated arch. Think: Frida Kahlo. Oftentimes this world can be jarring and difficult, as women (& men) nothing makes us feel more empowered than rocking a strong eyebrow. It lets others know you mean business and your eyebrows are here to settle the score.
Did you see that girl's power brows? She is so mysteriously beautiful with those bold features.