Brown nails

When you use a very shitty quality of toilet paper on your ass and ithe shit goes through the toilet paper into your finger nails.
Dude scott toilet paper sucks, i got it for 99 cents and i got brown nails!
by Minolo December 28, 2006
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brown finger nail polish

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge
After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!
by Mermaid_Natalie October 16, 2015
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brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
by Groundsack101 August 08, 2021
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Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 03, 2024
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