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brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.
You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!
brown handshake by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit
Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.