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brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
brown five by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016

The Five Fingered Brown 

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers
Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.

Brownfielded

Term used to describe situations you thought couldn't be that simple but actually was, and ended up getting screwed over in the process.
I got brownfielded by that test yesterday, but that's my fault for thinking too much
Brownfielded by Mr. Ursine January 18, 2018

brownfield 

A counterintuitive and odd term used by some elderly IT folks as opposite to greenfield or greenfield project. Probably derived from Brownfield land (see wikipedia) or brownfield investment (see google).

It is used also to describe an IT corporate landscape as being a wasteland that has been refactored too many times and that has rabbit holes (e.g. firewall / interface bypass approaches), wormholes (e.g. quantum teleported data from one place to another) and blackholes (e.g. data blackholes where data or events disappears) all over the place.
Our chief Architect should answer the question why "System X" is not fit for purpose/fit for use in <corporate>’s brown field reality.

This crappy brownfield project was handed over to us as a disgrace.
brownfield by flyredeagle October 21, 2020

brownfield 

a place in the middle of nowhere, located in the state of maine.

it is next to brigeton, which smells like shit, meaning that brownfield must smell like complete ass
yo that kid lives in brownfield, he's such a dirty ass kid
brownfield by yokurt December 30, 2007

Browniversary 

This is when a male decides that after one year of being with his current partner, to celebrate that fact, on their anniversary he will enter into the practice of anal sex for the firt time with his partner!!!!!!
#1. Alrite frank you've been going out with gurtrude for a while now!!!

#2. Yer a year tomorow!!!!:O

#1. What ya getting her?

#2. Got her some flowers an some chocolate!!!

#1. Is it going to be your browniversary aswell cliff?!!!

#2. Damn rite!!! Ya have to!!!
Browniversary by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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