brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016

The Five Fingered Brown

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers

Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.

by Juice21 March 6, 2007

Brownfielded

Term used to describe situations you thought couldn't be that simple but actually was, and ended up getting screwed over in the process.

I got brownfielded by that test yesterday, but that's my fault for thinking too much

by Mr. Ursine January 18, 2018

brownfield

A counterintuitive and odd term used by some elderly IT folks as opposite to greenfield or greenfield project. Probably derived from Brownfield land (see wikipedia) or brownfield investment (see google).

It is used also to describe an IT corporate landscape as being a wasteland that has been refactored too many times and that has rabbit holes (e.g. firewall / interface bypass approaches), wormholes (e.g. quantum teleported data from one place to another) and blackholes (e.g. data blackholes where data or events disappears) all over the place.

Our chief Architect should answer the question why "System X" is not fit for purpose/fit for use in <corporate>’s brown field reality.

This crappy brownfield project was handed over to us as a disgrace.

by flyredeagle October 21, 2020

brownfield

a place in the middle of nowhere, located in the state of maine.

it is next to brigeton, which smells like shit, meaning that brownfield must smell like complete ass

yo that kid lives in brownfield, he's such a dirty ass kid

by yokurt December 30, 2007

Browniversary

This is when a male decides that after one year of being with his current partner, to celebrate that fact, on their anniversary he will enter into the practice of anal sex for the firt time with his partner!!!!!!

#1. Alrite frank you've been going out with gurtrude for a while now!!!

#2. Yer a year tomorow!!!!:O

#1. What ya getting her?

#2. Got her some flowers an some chocolate!!!

#1. Is it going to be your browniversary aswell cliff?!!!

#2. Damn rite!!! Ya have to!!!

by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006