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brown chicken, brown cow 

An onomatopaeic imitation of the guitar riff commonly heard in 1970's porn movies.
Jim: "Hey, where are Abby and Jake?"
Tom: "Brown chicken, brown cow."
Word of the Day on June 24, 2009
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Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 

The two sexiest animals on the farm!!

Commonly heard as bow chica wow wow
What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?!
Answer: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!!!

brown chicken, brown cow 

the two dirtiest animals on the farm
What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?

BROWN CHICKEN, BROWN COW!
bow chicka wow wow

brown chicken brown cow 

A farm joke thats said in the bow chicka bow wow
whats the sexiest animals on the farm?
brown chicken brown cow

Brown chicken brown cow 

Another way of saying Bow chica bow wow
Use brown chicken brown cow in situations were saying bow chica bow wow is not needed

Brown Chicken Brown Cow 

Popular Seventies porn riff...Punch line to joke...A company in Denver, CO.
What did the farmer say when he saw two random farm animals getting it on??

"Brown Chicken Brown Cow"

Brown Chicken Brown Cow 

What do you get when you cross a Brown Chicken with a Brown Cow?
"Brown Chicka Brown Cow" when said correctly the punch line sounds like a riff of old porn music from like the 70's. That really jazzy repeating background music, just add shag carpeting! Brown Chicken Brown Cow

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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