brotes

Combo of "totes" and "bro." Instead of saying, "Totes, bro," you just say, "brotes."

Dude, did you see her? She was all that and bag of KC's ed. note: Kettle Chips
Yeah...brotes.

by Ae5Ea8 July 22, 2015

brotes mcgroats

your friends. The term comes from "bro" and "mcgroats." mcgroats is a word that instantly makes anything 100 times cooler.

Husband: I'll be at the bachelor party from 9 until 11. See you soon, honey.
Wife: I don't believe a word of it. I know that you and your brotes mcgroats are doing to be doing some stupid s**t and staying out all night.

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

BROTASTIK

An ENHANCED VERSION of a BRO who is SUPER COOL.. BROTASTIK

👊💥 Bro..can I borrow 5 bucks..Yeah Bro.. BROTASTIK!
👊💥 Yo Bro you came through BROTASTIK

by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Brotendo

When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs

Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.

by Potatobum March 25, 2015

Brotest

1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected

1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"

by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brotection

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Brotassium

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

by P Banger October 21, 2009