A particular minority of middle aged working class male indigenous to Britain with either a beer belly, shaved face, lamb chops or moustache. Can be seen drinking premium lager, complaining about foreigners, or leering at women whilst laughing at cripples and condemning "smackheads" and those on benefits. Red face, shaking, rolling R's and misunderstanding technology whilst believing everyone is trying to rip them off with extended warranties are common tendencies. Impartial to a bit of wife-beatery.

Dropping down to third gear in his 99 plate Ford Transit van, the britsman poked his red face out of the open window to exclaim his distaste of the schoolboy's long hair

Britsman by CardboardJase September 25, 2009

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Brozeman

A college town in Montana heavily populated by bros, yuppies, and ski bums that are a combination of both.

So this is Brozeman? What a sausage party!!

Brozeman by AdamKENNY311 February 1, 2010

brothermanjoe

A synthesis of generic references which black people use to refer to males

"brothermanjoe"

brothermanjoe by Pizzlej April 29, 2020

brosismance

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.

Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.

brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011

The Brothman

The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.

Wife- “Honey the soup seems a little to salty today”

Husband- “oh dear was it a full moon last night!?”

Wife- “yes it was! Damn the Brothman”

The Brothman by Chef Rory June 2, 2018

brotherman

A word used to describe an extemely "down to earth" individual. Brotherman can be used simultaneously with the first name of a person in an effort to show they share a strong mutual bond. A group of cool people can be deemed brothers as they share a strong brotherly bond.

Brotherman, are you and Brother Dabin going over to PQ's house to hang with the brothers from KBC?

brotherman by Brother John January 18, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026