brosee

a close friend. Someone who understands your complete vocabulary; especially the words no one else recognizes.

My brosee Jeff Pap digs what I'm repping, ya heard?

by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008

brosesh

a deep conversation (or heart to heart) where two or more individuals divulge secrets or life stories that are not known by many others. The heart to hears usually happen between, but are not limited to, two or more guys. The end result of these conversations is usually a newly formed bond, hysterical sobbing, a new outlook on life, or a homosexual relationship.

"hey, wanna brosesh tonight?" "yea man, i'll bring the tissues"

by bhuggers May 11, 2010

Brosephine

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

by schwangalang October 4, 2016

The Broste System

The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool

Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.

by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020

brosher

Acceptable behavior according to the Bro Code.

Dude 1: Bros before hos.
Dude 2: That's brosher.

Dude 1: Can I go out with your ex?
Dude 2: That's totally not brosher.

by middle-man98 April 9, 2010

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.

Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"

by oneall April 10, 2009