Broses 

He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.

Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven

Broses by NerdVernacular September 12, 2008

Broses 

alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph

what u been up to lately broseph? I hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.

Broses by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010

Broses 

A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."

Dude, the Cubs finally won another World Series. Thanks for the half-a-dozen Broses!

Broses by SnugglesKnucklecock May 16, 2011

Broses 

(Bro- Roses) Roses given to the male gender in an effort to be kind, but are often looked down upon.

Dude who got flowers for your mom?

Nah dude those are my Broses. Livvi got them for me when I was having a bad day.

Ah I'm sorry about the flowers and your masculinity bro!

Broses by Infected Crayons June 4, 2011

broses 

Roses that are shared with bros.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I got you some broses.
Bro 2: Aw, sweet! Thanks bro!

broses by Mr. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm June 18, 2018

brosesh 

a deep conversation (or heart to heart) where two or more individuals divulge secrets or life stories that are not known by many others. The heart to hears usually happen between, but are not limited to, two or more guys. The end result of these conversations is usually a newly formed bond, hysterical sobbing, a new outlook on life, or a homosexual relationship.

"hey, wanna brosesh tonight?" "yea man, i'll bring the tissues"

brosesh by bhuggers May 11, 2010

Brosephine 

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016