Broop

The act of drinking a beer, or brew, while taking a poop. You must finish the entire beer during the course of your poop to have a successful broop.

Hey I'm gonna take a broop to save some time.

by Broop master June 04, 2010

Broop

Bruh poop bruh.

Do it broop?

by The Kabose February 12, 2021

Broop

its a position to take a dump with your bro...

BRO/POOP.................BROOP

HEY you wanna go broop wit me?

by brooop pocket July 04, 2009

Broop

While taking a poop on the toilet you brush your teeth at the same time.

I'm in a hurry to the Christmas party in a few hours so I'm going to have to Broop.

by Punzorz December 23, 2009

Broop

to, surprisingly, put a thumb up the butt of an unsuspecting victim.

Trey was so shocked when we brooped his ass in front of the teacher.

by alx12345 September 22, 2009

Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.

BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!

by Pi2nkSti1nk May 07, 2011

broop

a poop that you take shortly after eating at Brandeis Dining Hall at Creighton University. Usually characterized by evidence of incomplete digestion, soft but not runny texture, and various colors ranging from green to red-orange.

Dude, I had to take such a fat broop after dinner.

I almost didn't make it back to the dorm when I had to broop.

by dominoe9632 October 26, 2007