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Bronomics 

The social science that studies the lives of "bros"
Brojangles: Hey broseph does the bro-juice work better if I inject it in my ass?

Brosiphious maximus: bromontana what are you brotarded or something? Ofcourse the ass is the best place for bro-juice

Brojangles: how do you know bro?

Brosiphious maximus: bro its simple bronomics

Brojangles: wow im gana be such a brosephorus rex
Bronomics by Brosiphious the Third October 12, 2009

bronomics 

The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of wealth in the form of bromance, favour s, and jokes between bros.
I should really help my bro move into his new place, otherwise that will negatively impact on our bronomics.
bronomics by bae watch April 1, 2015

bronomics 

Opinions on economics stated as fact that are not necessarily backed by evidence or authority. The broscience of economics.
Rusel said a flat tax would solve all the country's problems, but that sounds like bronomics to me.
bronomics by G-Low Swag November 19, 2023

Baconomics 

The art of unlocking your financial potential and adding a sizzle to your income streams.
During my Baconomics course, we learned about the importance of having multiple streams of income to achieve our financial goals.
Baconomics by MemoriesGiveLife April 11, 2021

Brobonics 

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
Brobonics by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "

Bronemies 

The male version of Frenimies. Bronemies can be legitimate friends for some time, but usually are divided by a girl (or two ... or nine). They tend to make up in the end and return to being reluctant bronemies.
Man, Deadpool and Spiderman are total bronemies.

Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
Bronemies by LosahLosah June 30, 2011
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