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broke ass female 

females that slither their way into your relationship and TRICK you into buying them overpriced food from a movie theater
hide your wallets here comes the broke ass female homie
broke ass female by bbg acne January 11, 2019
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Broke ass female 

A woman that acts like her ass is from Ukraine, that ain’t got no money, no plan, no direction, never looks to the future, likes to go to the grocery store with you, puts all sorts of items up in the grocery cart, never whips her wallet out, but she be all up in yours, then she may cook, I’ll give her that, but when she goes home, you best believe that trickery is gonna take her broke ass home some leftovers and she ain’t left you a God Damned thang, and the heifer got enough nerve to take her home a little extra, and by extra, I mean she done bought her ass some extra shit that y’all didn’t even eat for dinner on your dime, and think that she earned that just because she had sex with you. And then once you done had enough and block her ass, she acts like a stalker, and tries to contact you on every social media platform, because she knows her Cover is Blown, the Gig is up, you the Man, is smarter than the average Negro, has thrown her ass to the curb and her scam has run its course and now she back to starving because she never worked hard to make her own money and she just been tryna guilt negroes all her life. Heifer Please! #heiferplease
Hi, I’m a broke ass female, wanna have sex with me, but first, lemme spend all your money and guilt you into buying dinner every time, because I will guilt you by saying, “you are the man”, and I will never reach for my wallet because I’m self centered, and broke, and probably shouldn’t be dating and should be getting my life in order. But I won’t. Because I’m content being a broke ass female..
Broke ass female by MetaG January 13, 2020
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