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broconto 

A deeply dependent individual, thats only object and definable traits revolve around the gym. This person is incapable of a genuine relationship due to it's self destructive behavior. Incapable of holding a group mindset and refuses to participate in activities that please anybody other than itself. **SOCIALLY INEPT**
Friends: hey let's go shopping and see some sights.
Broconto: hey guys I know we ate 30 minutes ago... I'm getting pretty hungry and I need to up my macros.
Friends : Broconto can we please just do what we agreed upon earlier!?
Broconto:*ROID RAGE* BRO IM FUCKING STARVING!! WE NEVER DO WHAT I WANT!
Friends to each other : fuck it man he's walking off anyway let him go... Why did we invite him again??
broconto by Senor_cheese November 27, 2022
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broconomy 

The vast, unofficial economy that exists between bros, buddies, acquaintances, and sometimes even complete strangers. It consists of favors, trades, promises, IOU's, and similar exchanges of goods and/or services. Without it, the world as we know it would collapse into madness and disorder.
Mike brought a case of beer for poker night at Joe's house because Joe had driven him home from a party the other night. They had unknowingly just participated in the broconomy.
broconomy by TheTimmeh January 8, 2009
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Broconomical 

The act of purchasing and item with a bro, whereas the price of the purchase is split between both you and the bro evenly .
The Natty Ice is pretty cheap, so lets take advantage of the sale and be Broconomical about it.

Chill.
Broconomical by SRJCstudent October 30, 2010

broconomy 

The economy between bro's that always seems to be apparent after spotting someone who is tight on cash, and after beer runs.
HEY BROSKI! our broconomy has a surplus, I owe you 30$, you owe $30 to Kody and Kody owes me $30 therefore we don't owe anyone anything... and between the empties and the change we pulled out of the couch we have a surplus!
broconomy by AZN 3 PAK May 13, 2011
the meaning of all and at the same time it means nothing
I use brocoto on a sentences
brocoto by piterespada April 21, 2017
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