Broadside 

Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.

Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.

Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’

Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’

Broadside by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018

Broadside 

v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.

I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

Broadside by ninjawesome November 24, 2013

broadside 

mostly used for joyrider's, when drifting a car around a corner if you manage to get the car "sideways" it is called broadside.

"mate i was flat out down the carriageway broadside!!!"

broadside by mcneilly March 28, 2009

Broadside 

Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.

This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.

Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.

Broadside by Presto223 March 14, 2011

Broadside 

More than 2 former/current sexual partners in one place at one time. Unplanned.

I got Broadsided last night when Kelly and Angela showed up at the bar.

Broadside by Bowling Green Choker October 4, 2010

Spanish Broadside 

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

Spanish Broadside by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

Cambodian Broadside

When a tank unloads all of its shells into a single target until they run out of ammo. Tanker: Yo is that a king tiger? *Enter king tiger which Cambodian Broadsides the lowly M18*

Tanker: Yo, is that a king tiger? *Enter king tiger which Cambodian Broadsides the lowly M18* KABOOM

Cambodian Broadside by dizzydg April 25, 2026