Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.
Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.
Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’
Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.
Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’
Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’
by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018
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From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.
From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.
I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.
by ninjawesome November 24, 2013
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mostly used for joyrider's, when drifting a car around a corner if you manage to get the car "sideways" it is called broadside.
by mcneilly March 28, 2009
Get the broadside mug.Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.
This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.
This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.
Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.
by Presto223 March 14, 2011
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Get the Broadside mug.A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
by VanguardVince July 10, 2014
Get the Spanish Broadside mug.Brookside school is known as the school of white kids. Our population is 99.9% white and .1% black. We have a one of a kind principle, he is balled but luckily has a great taste in ties. The Girls are flat hoes but still are quite manegable. Our sports teams are crap but the chess club gets a clap. Luckily our students get sent off to Northern Highlands known as the Rits Carlton of the east coast. But we can't lie everyone strives to follow the school motto, you better get an STD before the SAT.
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