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bro-watch 

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The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.
Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
bro-watch by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015
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Bro Watch Out

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When someone say some dumb shit you don’t want to be apart of
Tryna run a train on Anja, bro watch out
Bro Watch Out by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019
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bro-watch • Bro Watch Out • Bro Watched Two Piece • A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) • Watch this bro • Watch your jet bro • bro • bro ho • bro code • Bro C

Watch this bro 

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Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.
Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!

*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*

Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz
Watch this bro by Squidzie January 3, 2011
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Watch your jet bro 

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Sad last word. Spoken because bro doesnt watch his jet
Bro's friend : Hey bro watch your jet !........watch your jet bro WATCH YO-
Watch your jet bro by Kayu Berkarat December 14, 2020
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Bro Watched Two Piece

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A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).
Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.
Bro Watched Two Piece by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

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A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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