bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.

Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.

by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015

Bro Watch Out

When someone say some dumb shit you don’t want to be apart of

Tryna run a train on Anja, bro watch out

by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019

Watch this bro

Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.

Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!

*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*

Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz

by Squidzie January 3, 2011

Watch your jet bro

Sad last word. Spoken because bro doesnt watch his jet

Bro's friend : Hey bro watch your jet !........watch your jet bro WATCH YO-

by Kayu Berkarat December 14, 2020

Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).

Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.

by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018