brixston

The coolest person you can ever meet

Person 1 who is that guy

Person 2 ohh he’s a brixston

by Bricky is cool January 21, 2021

Brixton Teabag

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Brixton diamonds

The thousands of tiny pieces of glass that result from a smashed phone box (or any other glass structure made of similar materials).

Did you see Nicola push Dan through that McDonalds window? I tell you, there were Brixton diamonds everywhere!

by Nicola P September 10, 2005

brixton

Some arsehole says that Brixton isn't that much more dangerous than other parts of London. Perhaps that arsehole should consider getting off the weed and read some police statistics for Lambeth. Start at Cold Harbour Lane having the dubious distinction of being statistically the most dangerous street in the U.K. and move on from there.

Time to get into reality, tough guy.

Cold Harbour Lane Brixton London

by MandyJ February 23, 2008

Brixton typewriter

A shotgun.

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.

by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009

Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.

Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.

by whiteteeth October 6, 2011

brixton

A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.

Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!

by col January 25, 2005