british airways
british airways by king asshole September 8, 2006
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British Airways
British Airways are the flag carrier, and largest air line in the UK by fleet size.
British Airways crew have been stereotyped to work only two days per week, have the face of a horse and tell passengers to "fuck off" after any request, going so far as to hate Economy passengers for breathing
British Airways crew have been stereotyped to work only two days per week, have the face of a horse and tell passengers to "fuck off" after any request, going so far as to hate Economy passengers for breathing
Air France crew: Oh you're British Airways, I thought I could hear somebody eating hay, how's you're hoofs?
Ba crew: Oh fuck off, go on fuck off
Ba crew: Oh fuck off, go on fuck off
British Airways by CSD123 November 4, 2016
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british airways
An airline that has absolutely no notion of how to deliver minimum customer expectations, but will shamelessly take their money through grossly overinflated and uncompetitive fares.
An airline staffed entirely by unyielding, militant unionists and sour, humourless battleaxes, who- despite being more than reasonably paid- would rather drive their employers into the ground than do an honest day’s work.
An airline that erroneously claims to the be the ‘world’s favourite’, but is actually the most reviled, useless, unreliable, staid and crap carrier in the Western World.
An airline that symbolises very prodigiously everything that has gone wrong with the country whose flag it flies.
An airline staffed entirely by unyielding, militant unionists and sour, humourless battleaxes, who- despite being more than reasonably paid- would rather drive their employers into the ground than do an honest day’s work.
An airline that erroneously claims to the be the ‘world’s favourite’, but is actually the most reviled, useless, unreliable, staid and crap carrier in the Western World.
An airline that symbolises very prodigiously everything that has gone wrong with the country whose flag it flies.
'I'd love to see you and and the kids over Christmas, but I could only get a ticket with British Airways'.
Why would anyone fly British Airways these days?
I spent five days sleeping on the floor of Heathrow because of strikes by British Airways
Virgin Atlantic is so much better than British Airways
British Airways has given us no information, so we still don't know if we'll fly today
Why would anyone fly British Airways these days?
I spent five days sleeping on the floor of Heathrow because of strikes by British Airways
Virgin Atlantic is so much better than British Airways
British Airways has given us no information, so we still don't know if we'll fly today
british airways by Goat Rope February 24, 2011
British Airways
British Airways' fucking Club World business class uses an awkward 2-4-2 layout, although the aircraft is an A 380-800
British Airways by Ffuckercjl October 5, 2018
British Airways
One of the airlines ran by Taylor Swift, british airways is fully owned by Taylor Allison Swifts and operates 178 flights daily.
And if you want club world (which is business class) you are required to watch all too well for about 25 times.
And if you want club world (which is business class) you are required to watch all too well for about 25 times.
British Airways by Princessdianaisqueen0010 August 2, 2022
British Airways 767
A type of aircraft that always fails, is late, or gets cancelled generally because of technical issues
British Airways 767 by yololiverb1 May 29, 2018
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