An absolute fucking cosmic gigachad...biggest W there is. A charismatic fitness influencer who is one of the only genuine ones out there. Even though he is fat, he is working harder than almost everybody else.
Extremely beautiful in the inside. Outside can be beautiful too, but the inside shines.
Artistically talented and very smart. Can master any task she chooses, once she chooses it. Loves cats. Can be the most loyal friend you will ever have. Very funny. Very real, no pretense. She can wow you.
Usually a complete knob. Typically breast fed by their mothers until the age of 27 and like to showcase their wealth, which is almost always exclusively their inheritance. Brentyn is typically a suburban drop-kick, but believes masculinity is defined by appearing like a farmer. Will often wear attire attributed to hunting and farming, despite working a sales job and never actually partaking in hunting or farming. Often believes they are hyper attractive, despite having the physical attributes of a crab. Their super power is easily creeping out women.
Girl 1- Why does that creepy lookingguy in the sales team keeping sending emails to the ‘all staff’ address?
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.
Best girlfriend ever, amazingly beautiful and smart. Fun to be around. Makes you laugh. Good sense of humor. Likes Nathan Gerau. Nice, really pretty. Says random things. Likes the Alabama football team, and really pretty!!! :)
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.