breadwifed

Derives from 'breadwife' meaning girlfriend. Breadwifed is when someone starts spending an large amount of time with a girlfriend.

"I cant believe how breadwifed Trigger has become"

by Will Satterthwaite June 5, 2005

Breadwipes

To use a slice of bread to wipe your ass.

Yo did you hear what happened? Bumbles ran outta toilet paper so he wiped his ass with some breadwipes.

by General merkadiggityderka October 16, 2008