Breadwipes

To use a slice of bread to wipe your ass.

Yo did you hear what happened? Bumbles ran outta toilet paper so he wiped his ass with some breadwipes.

by General merkadiggityderka October 16, 2008

breadwings

eating a girl out when she has a yeast infection

john got breadwings when he ate marcy out while she had a yeast infection.

by chrisb99 October 28, 2004

breadwifed

Derives from 'breadwife' meaning girlfriend. Breadwifed is when someone starts spending an large amount of time with a girlfriend.

"I cant believe how breadwifed Trigger has become"

by Will Satterthwaite June 5, 2005