bread basket

A slang term used to describe the general vicinity of the stomach.

*bob punches sam in the stomach*
"Owww.... right in the bread basket"

by gjasdlkfh July 19, 2005

Bread Basket

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

bread basket

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

bread basket

A slang term that refers to the male private parts.

He nearly kicked me in my bread basket!

by Bobbo15 March 14, 2008

bread basket

An acceptable way to refer to female genetalia on Subtext, as coined by Michellionaire. Moderator will not ******* it out!

Hey fellas, me and my bread basket will be alone tonight unless you send me a private message! SUBTEXT RULES!

by taytaytaytay March 31, 2007

Bread Basket

The area between the male's genitals and his anus. Also known as the taint or the perineum.

Tom: Dude, he wasn't wearing a thing under that kilt!
Frosst: Yeah! I saw his bread basket.

by ThereAreThoseWhoDontCallMeBob August 19, 2021

Long Island Bread Basket

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017