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breaching whale 

When you are in the swimming pool and want to get water out of your ear. You jump up out of the water and flop on your side. This can also be done for fun at swimming or swim practice and even in a formation.

WARNING it becomes addictive and you do it without water in your ear
what were the doing in the pool?

oh that was the breaching whale

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The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.
He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

Breeching Whale 

While in the act of sexual intercourse oral or vaginal a partner is deprived of breathing air and upon release they rise up to breath like that of a "Breeching Whale"
1.A couple having intercourse while in a hot tub during the males run up the a climax he inadvertinlly holes the head of his partner under water after climax he releases her as she surfaces for air she resembles a "Breeching Whale".
2.This can also be done out of water,a couple in bed the woman giving the man head he has the blankets pulled over her body and head during the run up to climax he lets a fart slip out holding her down until he climaxes and then releasing her she throws off the covers and surfaces like a "Breeching Whale"gasping for fresh air.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026