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breaching whale 

When you are in the swimming pool and want to get water out of your ear. You jump up out of the water and flop on your side. This can also be done for fun at swimming or swim practice and even in a formation.

WARNING it becomes addictive and you do it without water in your ear
what were the doing in the pool?

oh that was the breaching whale

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The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.
He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

Breeching Whale 

While in the act of sexual intercourse oral or vaginal a partner is deprived of breathing air and upon release they rise up to breath like that of a "Breeching Whale"
1.A couple having intercourse while in a hot tub during the males run up the a climax he inadvertinlly holes the head of his partner under water after climax he releases her as she surfaces for air she resembles a "Breeching Whale".
2.This can also be done out of water,a couple in bed the woman giving the man head he has the blankets pulled over her body and head during the run up to climax he lets a fart slip out holding her down until he climaxes and then releasing her she throws off the covers and surfaces like a "Breeching Whale"gasping for fresh air.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026