brat mitzvah

2) The bat mitzvah of a spoiled rotten brat or a child with excessive belongings
1) A wedding-like event for a 13 year old

Did you get an invite to that Brat Mitzvah? Heard it's going to be off the wall!

brat mitzvah by MHAPZ December 19, 2010

batmitzvah 

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

batmitzvah by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020

britmitzvah 

The traditional 16th birthday celebration of a British male, signifying the passage from Lad to Bloke.
During the ceremony, the family will present a monacle, a pub card, and a cricket bat to the guest of honor.

Significance:
The monacle represents British nobility
The cricket bat symbolizes the UK natives need to follow obscure sports
The pub card is awarded as an afterthought

Damian took part in his britmitzvah years ago and has since lost his monacle.

britmitzvah by elvisthegoalie February 1, 2013