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branzen will be your bestfriend of 3 years and you would be there for them through their relationships of them being cheated on and will ask you out near the end of the last day of school before they move and you guys will argue a lot and he will choose other girls over you even tho you care more you love him more and you still forgive him and go back to him everytime but when you make one mistake all of a sudden a girl likes him and he wants to give her a chance and has the audacity to ask you "would u take me back if me and her dont work out" and till this day youre begging for him back while he ignores you.
Branzens arent loyal.
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When someone outshines another
Why'd you just Brantzen me yo?
Brantzen by Jarreck January 7, 2010

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.
Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.
Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Branden by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018

Brazen Epiphany 

Jennifer, after claiming the position of the best journalist in india sat down for a interview. During this interview she is confronted with reasons to what she owes her success which lead to giving birth to such a powerful journalist.
Brazen Epiphany is a nice movie
Brazen Epiphany by TheAbbie April 8, 2020

Brazen Bull

A particularly nasty torture/execution device.

A hollow bull is cast entirely out of brass with a door on the side. After the condemed was placed inside, the door was closed and a fire was set underneath the bull. This caused the bottom of the bull to become "red-hot" and thus burning/roasting the victim.

The head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner's screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull.
Combine the horrors of claustraphobia, suffocation, and burning at the stake, and you have the brazen bull. This is some fucked up shit.
Brazen Bull by Argonak April 12, 2008
a man with a very deep deep deep voice, usually Canadian. doesn't necessarily mean they're a pedophile, but don't rule out the possibility.
Hey, there's a Brandent driving a truck labeled "Free Candy"! Oh no, don't let Chi get near it!
Brandent by jmwx August 21, 2009
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