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brain jizz 

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).
Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.
brain jizz by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010
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jizz-brain 

verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain
Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.

Jizz Brain 

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.
While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.
Jizz Brain by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

jizz on the brain

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"
jizz on the brain by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

jizz brian 

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >:] ahaha jīžź břæįň"

jizz for brains 

when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.
wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.
jizz for brains by butt man December 7, 2005
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