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Brain dump

The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.
During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.
by Dr. Sah January 15, 2021
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When your boss summons you to his office for a "meeting" with sole purpose of his own education, usually about something he should already know. Essentially, he is trying shamelessly to "download" your brain content, instead of picking up textbooks and learning.
Our regional head Chia Pet called me to another brain dump meeting to ask more questions about Intex. I doubt he learned much.
by Alan Ford May 3, 2008
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Moments of sheer brilliance that occur while taking a deuce on the toilet.
e.g. I had a monumental brain dump after that bran muffin that might just win me the Nobel Peace Prize.

Just remember, your shit stinks, my shit thinks.
by BM Socal November 29, 2009
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When random songs spew out of your mouth for no reason, making room for new information to be absorbed in your brain.
8 a.m.:
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me"

Coworker 2: Where did that come from?
Coworker 1: I have no idea!

Noon:

Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"

Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs?
Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today!

3 p.m.:
Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme"

Coworker 2: HA HA
Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information!

Next day:

Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary.
Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked?
Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did!
by Alleycatz November 10, 2009
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Receiving fellatio (Getting brain) while having a bowel movement.
My girl was hot for my rod, but I had just eaten 2 burritos, so it was time for a brain dump.
by EastmanDC October 30, 2008
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The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.
"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.
by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023
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dump on the brain

(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
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