Definitions by Alleycatz
Brain Dump
When random songs spew out of your mouth for no reason, making room for new information to be absorbed in your brain.
8 a.m.:
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me"
Coworker 2: Where did that come from?
Coworker 1: I have no idea!
Noon:
Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"
Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs?
Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today!
3 p.m.:
Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme"
Coworker 2: HA HA
Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information!
Next day:
Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary.
Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked?
Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did!
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me"
Coworker 2: Where did that come from?
Coworker 1: I have no idea!
Noon:
Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"
Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs?
Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today!
3 p.m.:
Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme"
Coworker 2: HA HA
Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information!
Next day:
Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary.
Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked?
Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did!
Brain Dump by Alleycatz November 10, 2009