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The sexiest guy of this millenium. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. Girls cum when they see him. he is the strongest and has the biggest abs you can find.
OMG! is that a Branko he/she/that is so sexy and hot, it must be a Branko.
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Like a typo, but in real life.

A braino normally comes in the form of words or parts of words being missed out or swapped around when somebody is speaking, often completely altering the meaning of what the person said.

When it occurs, the culprit normally doesn't notice they did it until a few seconds later, and often not until it is too late.
"I'm feeling fine and walking the dog" becomes "I'm walking fine and feeling the dog"

(A simple but often devastating one...) "I wouldn't like that" becomes "I would like that"

"I sat by the shore" becomes "I shat by the sore"
Braino by Huruey May 4, 2010
The most sexiest person you know. He has the best arms and the biggest abs. A Branko will be a loyal and good friend and love you unconditionnaly, if you don't say he does steroids.
Damn, did you u see that guy over there? My friend said he is a real Branko!
Branko by Congogangster18 May 25, 2020
Braison is cute, sweet, understanding and just a great person to be around. He also has hella cake
Person 1: Woah have you seen Braison?
Person 2: Yes! How could I not you can see his ass from a mile away!
Person 1: I know I’m so jealous!
Braison by gd0921 March 10, 2020

Brainosexual 

Someone who enjoys Mind Fucks.
'That film fucked my mind. I really enjoyed it.' - A Brainosexual

'Woah dude, that was a bit of a mindfuck, lets do it again' - An open Brainosexual
Brainosexual by the_Jinxster February 28, 2013
crazy hot tan funny and sexy guy, if you dont like him your just jealous of the bait he gets.
guy1:damn i hate braidon
guy2: dude you just jealous
girl1: hes so hot!
braidon by flatscreen69 September 24, 2011