brahphet

(noun.) The guy who thinks he knows everything.
Related: Bro

Example: “Jimmy was over last night telling everyone the Padres are going to win the World Series this year. He’s such a brahphet.”

by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

brahphecy

A bro-prophecy. A prediction of bro-ish things that will happen in the future. Typically brahphets are the ones brahphesying.

BRO A: "Dude, I knew the party at the frat house on Saturday was going to be ill. I just knew it."

BRO B: "Yeah, definitely. The brahphecy has been fulfilled."

by The Brahphet August 24, 2011