brahphecy

A bro-prophecy. A prediction of bro-ish things that will happen in the future. Typically brahphets are the ones brahphesying.

BRO A: "Dude, I knew the party at the frat house on Saturday was going to be ill. I just knew it."

BRO B: "Yeah, definitely. The brahphecy has been fulfilled."

by The Brahphet August 24, 2011

brophecy

A prediction of a brotastic future that winds up coming true.

"I told you dropping out of law school to do a software startup was a better idea than wasting time at Harvard. Aren't we rolling in dough like I told you we would be all those years ago?"

"Dude, I'm sorry I ever doubted you - it was a brophecy!"

by JimboTheAwesome April 2, 2013

blahphemy

claiming to do something better than chuck norris or vin diesel

- "With all my intense training, soon my kick will be stronger than Chuck Norris'es"
- "Blahphemy!"

by tormentor December 7, 2006

Brahphacy

A basic foreshadowing concept and lore of some hetty event that will happen in the future. This phrase is predominantly found in the jamband scene. Brah is slang for bro. A major brahphacy was fufilled when Phish reunited in Hampton VA in 2009!

The annoucement of the reuninting of Phish proves that the "Brahphacy" has now been fufilled.

by Deemsters Roasters March 14, 2009

brahphet

(noun.) The guy who thinks he knows everything.
Related: Bro

Example: “Jimmy was over last night telling everyone the Padres are going to win the World Series this year. He’s such a brahphet.”

by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005